My older son drew a tshirt patter for me! This is Alan's pattern, but dark mode.

This order is fulfilled with Printify - see more details below. Please check the size table carefully as this item is fulfilled on demand and is final sale.

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Made with 100% silky smooth, brushed polyester, these t-shirts are comfy, and designed to be shrink and fade-resistant. All panels are cut and sewn together by skilled artisans for picture-prefect printing and excellent fit.

.: Material: 100% brushed polyester
.: Light fabric (5.16 oz/yd² (175 g/m²))
.: Size and care information printed inside the collar
.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Alan, my older son also drew me a design for a tshirt. I also happen to think this is pretty badass.

This order is fulfilled with Printify - see more details below. Please check the size table carefully as this item is fulfilled on demand and is final sale.

Made with 100% silky smooth, brushed polyester, these t-shirts are comfy, and designed to be shrink and fade-resistant. All panels are cut and sewn together by skilled artisans for picture-prefect printing and excellent fit.

.: Material: 100% brushed polyester
.: Light fabric (5.16 oz/yd² (175 g/m²))
.: Size and care information printed inside the collar
.: Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Size guide

Designed by me, fulfilled by Printify. Details below.

Designed with a loop handle to quickly free your hands, this custom clutch bag is made for the fashionista on the go. It can hold everyday essentials such as a phone, wallet, and keys. It features a zip fastening and a fully lined internal pocket. It is made of vegan leather in the Saffiano pattern finish that was invented by Prada.

.: Material: 100% PU faux leather
.: One size: 9.5" x 6.6" (24 x 17 cm)
.: Wrist strap
.: Saffiano pattern finish
.: Two compartments - small pocket inside
.: Black lining
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

What the heck is good advice anymore? All I know is what I personally go by: keep yourself healthy, perservere in the face of seemingly terrible odds, and don't dim your own shine. In other words, be Well, be Fierce, and be Weird.

Original art designed & written by me. Fulfilled by Printify (see below for details).

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Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

This is an original illustration I created. See below description. Order fulfilled by Printify.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

This is an original illustration I created. See item description below.

Fulfilled by Printify.

Each poster is made with 310gsm fine-art paper. The posters ship with a pinewood frame that has a stylish black finish, and pre-installed hanging hardware with rubber bumpers. The whole piece is protected with shatterproof plexiglass.

.: Materials: 100% pinewood frame and shatter-proof plexiglass
.: Horizontal and vertical options available
.: Paper thickness: 310 gsm for fine art
.: Matte black color frame finish and brown paper backing
.: Pre-installed hanging hardware and rubber bumpers
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

This is an original illustration I created. See item description below.

Fulfilled by Printify.

Each poster is made with 310gsm fine-art paper. The posters ship with a pinewood frame that has a stylish black finish, and pre-installed hanging hardware with rubber bumpers. The whole piece is protected with shatterproof plexiglass.

.: Materials: 100% pinewood frame and shatter-proof plexiglass
.: 10 sizes to choose from
.: Horizontal and vertical options available
.: Paper thickness: 310 gsm
.: Matte black color frame finish and brown paper backing
.: Pre-installed hanging hardware and rubber bumpers
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

This is an original illustration I created. See item description below.

Fulfilled by Printify.

Each poster is made with 310gsm fine-art paper. The posters ship with a pinewood frame that has a stylish black finish, and pre-installed hanging hardware with rubber bumpers. The whole piece is protected with shatterproof plexiglass.

.: Materials: 100% pinewood frame and shatter-proof plexiglass
.: 10 sizes to choose from
.: Horizontal and vertical options available
.: Paper thickness: 310 gsm
.: Matte black color frame finish and brown paper backing
.: Pre-installed hanging hardware and rubber bumpers
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Meet Brainy: your overthinking little desk buddy!

This tiny brain is equal parts chaos and charm. Whether it’s stressing over emails, sipping “copium” (aka wine), swatting away intrusive thoughts, or striking lightning-bolt inspiration, Brainy is here to represent your daily mental circus, in miniature form.

Each figurine comes with 3 interchangeable emoji thought bubbles, a clear display cube for safekeeping, and an additional metal base with a sticky backing so you can move it around your space as desired. The hands and feet both contain tiny magnets that allow Brainy to grab his accessories or perch on ferromagnetic surfaces. Perfect for gifting, collecting, or just reminding yourself that your brain’s doing its best (probably).

Handmade figurines have natural variations, so please select a specific figurine from the options. Additional 3D accessories for Brainy are sold separately.

Details:

Brainy is a handmade labor of love. I sculpt each figure by hand, add armature wire, paint, add magnets, and more. Each small batch I make takes multiple months to complete.

What's included in the box:
-Brainy figurine (~1.5" tall) with posable magnetic hands and feet.
-Name tag
-Clear display cube with balsa wood floor base and blue walls
-One 3D lightning bolt accessory for Brainy-storming
-Includes three interchangeable emoji "intrusive thoughts" bubbles; actual emojis may vary.
-One extra metal base so that you can move Brainy around. The magnets in Brainy's feet allow for perching on ferromagnetic surfaces like desk lamps and cabinets, but the figurine is not self-standing. The extra base has an adhesive back if you'd like to permanently stick it somewhere.

Accessories:
-Additional 3D accessories are sold separately as a 12-item mystery bag. These are curated from a wide variety of wholesale dollhouse items, which I then modify as needed and add magnets to, so that Brainy can hold them. Highly recommend picking up an accessories bag to add to your Brainy fun!
-I don't currently sell scenes to place your Brainy but use her/him/them with most 1:12 scale doll furniture, and that's even more fun. 

Materials:
-Polymer clay, Glaze, UV Resin, Black armature wire, Neodymium magnets, acrylic paint, paper, alloy.

WARNINGS:
• PLEASE KEEP AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN & PETS. This is not a child's toy (choking hazard).
• Neodymium magnets can damage electronics, please KEEP AWAY FROM ELECTRONICS.
• Handmade objects can be fragile. Please don't play too roughly with your Brainy figurine. Although it's a posable figure, excessive bending and stress on its joints will cause the figurine to break.

This item is handmade and cannot be returned.